Tuesday, March 31

I thought we decided this in the shower

It's absolutely mandatory for me to begin carrying around splenda the way i carry around chapstick.
(for those of you wondering, exactly how i carry chapstick around, i can define it with two phrases... Constantly, and In My Pocket)
this is a result of the Black Kat having only Sweet and Low and real sugar as choices. personally i don't know how they can even call themselves a coffee house but they take flex cash and are open till 1am so they've got my business. *shakes fist*
College dining experiences are basically like landing on a place with a Hotel in Monopoly. (Now that you're there you have to give them you're money even though you think their CEO is a jerk and there's always this huge temptation of just flipping the board and walking away)

in unrelated news i got all the classes i wanted for next semester!

Sunday, March 29

Au revoir Au revoir Oiseau

"Why don't dinosaurs talk?"

"Because they're Dead!"



Only Chris Nagel can deliver a joke like that and make me laugh. Between this one and the original dead-baby-joke I think he may be cut out for the FIT Funniest Student Competition. In other news, I'm working on my research stuff today, which is really code for saying, "I need to borrow a pencil", which is also code, but you'll have to ask Jess for the translation (or really any of the fifteen people who have heard the story).

My latest experiences with the number four....
I have spilled four cups in the past f0rty hours: one of ice and water, two of coffee, and one of milk. Add to this the fact that on Hug Kaitie Day ( March 25!! ), I tried to leap into a hug with her and scraped my foot for my trouble (leading to an inability to wear closed shoes without a minimum of four band-aids), and I think I may have to reevaluate my relation to the klutzes of the world.

Saturday, March 28

First Blog Post

Dear Blog,
this is whitney speaking, and I can't wait to read you tomorrow. and the next day. and the next day. and every day thereafter in which there is a blog post.

good luck.

love,

xenia.